We all know who the two most likely suspects could be! The first is Ellie (W)Horsefield, the original Cadburys thief. Ellie was outed earlier this month by Trew Trew, and was not happy about it! Was it her who slammed the cupboard door shut, and destroyed the remaining forms references that were all saved on it? And lets face it, Ellie is also highly jealous of Saz's good looks!
Suspect number two is the devil herself, Kinsman! Was she the one who leaned on the cupboard whilst changing into some flats? She has also been accused of stealing the chocolate earlier this week! When Sarah and Amy are in a room together, fireworks fly in the competition of who can say the most!
Or was it a member of the RS department? (Most likely). Jameson and Sarah have had a massive feud over the mystery routine that the form (as well as every other lonely individual with nothing to do during lunch) is putting together. Claire felt that Sarah was giving herself the best role and confronted her, cornering in the office and speaking in her Irish twang!
Or finally, suspect number 4, the wild card! Jules. Nothing else to say for this one!
However I have also formulated my own theory! As everyone noticed the bing bong was during the middle of the prayer, when the pen drive was ruined, maybe it was a greater transcendent being that caused this terrible event. Perhaps, an almighty and powerful creator, acting in an a priori manner caused a gust of wind to push the cupboard shut thus trashing the pen-drive? But why you may as? Why abuse Sarah's free will, and her continuation of the original sin, which she received from the fruits of Adams loin? Because of her hate for Christians and love for the Jews perhaps?
Well its not for us, but for you to decide!
Answers on a post card please, baring in mind the reward!
Much Love,
PC Bolton
Didsbury Police
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