(Background - Dan is Sarah's 'bit on the side' - the town planner who she loves dearly - her other quarter - me being the other quarter to make the half. The question is, is Dan short for Daniel or Danielle?)
Sarah has been in my life now for three years. We hated her at first - her shouting, swearing, insulting manner got all too much for some members of the form. Two of the forms brightest, most promising students left because of her, trying to make it in the music business. She only sent select members of the form Christmas cards, she told the future head girl she looked like a prostitute, and she asked John "are you tanned or just dirty". She left a lot to be desired.
But we grew to love her! Oh how we have laughed throwing insults around, counting references of Chocolate and Lance Armstrong. How we have cried over together when Lauren left. How we have sung together, danced together, marked year 10 books together!
Sarah has been there for the good times, bad times and funny times. Yet I failed her unit in Philosophy. This tested our bond, but we pulled through!
My question to you is Dan, when will you put a ring (another) on this creature? And when you do, can I be best man?
The future is bright, your future is with Sarah!
Fondest Regards,
Dan(DPF - the one who bought the Gin and used my contact to get a signed hairspray program)
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