SARAH HALL HAS BEEN LOCKED IN THE RS DEPARTMENT
Sarah was tidying out her back cupboard last Friday when the site team where doing their final 1/2 term checks. Whilst visiting each department, they saw Saz and decided to take revenge on her (after she moaned the NE block was too cold for 3 months, then complained when they turned the heating up last year) by locking the doors and thus her in. She has been surviving up there on nothing but Matzah bread and Filter Coffee.
Unfortunately the only person who holds a key to the department is Clare Jameson, who is on holidaying in Ireland getting ratted on Jamesons Irish Whiskey and Magners. Sarah is going to be locked in for the remainder of the week, her only contact with the outside world the temperamental email system.
She gave an exclusive interview to anticsofanathiest saying: "I feel like a Chilean Miner! Locked away from the outside world. I have been wearing the same accessories since last Friday. Dan hadn't noticed my gone until Sunday morning, when he put down the XBOX remote for his Buddha time. My IPHONE 4 has died and I can't access Facebook. All I have for warmth is my hair-straighteners. "
Big J, the fearless leader of BC said "Sarah is showing excellent character, and we are making a documentary on her for Auschwitz week! We are feeding her gin through a pipe in the roof, and slipping Jewish Mutzah bread under the door. She is having a thoroughly good time! May we all pray for her, even though she is a stinking atheist".
Come back tomorrow for another Sarah exclusive!
Much Love
DPF
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