"She is as much as a lesbian as I am Christian"

Sarah's outfit of the day, note the "Sarah" necklace she is wearing
as we are going to start counting how many day's a month she wears it.

Miss Hall was seen today acting out a wedding ceremony with Miss Jameson in the privacy of her class room; pretending to be a bride and singing I'll do anything for you. Its also known that due to her feeling the necessity to sing all the time, she has been missing junctions on the motorway, and we estimate that on average she's been doubling her usual price of petrol; last nights song was "Defying Gravity." She is also said to be turning up to Sophie Drews' 18th tonight and hitting the streets.