Right so

we all know the lovely Sarah Hall hasn't been her usual self recently (loud, entertaining, singing, dancing, etc, etc) and it's depressing to see. So I thought I'd anonymously write a little something to attempt to cheer her up if ever she stumbles across this probably illegal and definitely weird blog.



Personally, when I get a little bit depressed, I just get in the bath (you should all know who this is by now) with a nice glass of wine and read some Plath (right, so you should definitely know who this is by now). But I understand that the mixture of water, wine and Plath isn't the best combination for our Sarah, as an Atheist I don't think she'd appreciate the correlation between the water and the wine. However, you do need to cheer up Sarah. I recommend you down a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, shove a bit of that cringeworthy drivel that you call Glee on and look out of your window to the window of Didsbury. That's another thing, you live in DIDSBURY. You should be happy, think of all those people that live round the corner in Levenshulme or down the motorway in Middleton, you should be grateful to live in such a nice place, that should be enough to keep you happy.



You could even eat some of those Kosher beans and Ryvita style crackers that are just casually chillin' in the RS offices, although when you do taste them I hope you realise why Christianity is such a better Religion than that Jewish Malarkey. On a serious note though, cheer up Miss Atheist. I'm looking forward to spending some QUALITEH time with you in Church tomorrow and don't forget the LOYALTEH that we share for each other.



And if you ever feel down and have nobody to turn to, remember that the little Northern Irish cherub Miss Jamison is only a few steps away. If all else fails, read some Wilfred Owen or speak to Miss Nelson for an hour, they'll cheer you up...