Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ...

When I wake up in the morning to the harsh shrill of my alarm clock, I pose one question to myself ... "What will Sarah be singing today?" - After walking into form it was'nt long before I received my answer ...

To be fair; I think being greeted by a rendition of July Andrews would make anyone's day, but sung so professionally, one could not help but want to sing along.

Although Sazz's day got off to a slow start, first period worship really got her going - not just for the fact she got all of the six forms attention (She craves attention) But for the fact she got to talk about her favourite subject - The Jews. We all know Sazz can't go a day without bringing up something to do with the Hebrews, or pronouncing something in a queer accent. "torrr(roll the R)rahhhhhh"

It's also worth noting the during her little game - Her (Unhealthy) Obsession with Mat Baker made a reappearance in the form of a picture lovingly cut into the shape of a heart. Everyones response to this "What the hell ?"

"Sarah, you look like a prostitute" - Miss Hall representing her swastika dress, which she insists was actually a Hindu peace sign, though the photo does not show it (better quality will be used in future) she is wearing ridiculous blue tights with stars on which are so loud its hard to hear her singing over them. Apparently she's bought plenty of new jewellery so she wont be caught out wearing the same thing twice a term.. we WILL catch her out though.

In other more recent news; Sazz declared that she believes cheese crisps (in particular do-ri-tos") are the work of the devil, and that the idea of a doritos Friday is out of the question for her year 13 theology class.